Letters To God 

Dear God, 
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.  

Dear God, 
If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.  

Dear God, 
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.  

Dear God, 
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.  

Dear God, 
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.  

Dear God, 
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.  

Dear God, 
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. 

Dear God, 
Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best.  

Dear God, 
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?  

Dear God, 
If You watch me in Church Sunday. I'll show You my new shoes. - Mickey 

Dear God, 
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. 

Dear God, 
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.  

Dear God, 
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know that. I am not just saying that because You are God already. 

Dear God, 
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell You who I am)