Bible Quiz

Q: How can you make God laugh?
A: Tell Him your plans for the future.
      
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah - he was floating his stock while  everyone else was in liquidation.
      
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: Ruth-less.
      
Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A: Nebuchadnezzar - he was on grass for seven years.
      
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson - he brought the house down.

Q: What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? 
A: They really raised Cain. 

Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as       to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
      
Q: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A: Because Job 16:12a says, "I was at ease, but He has shattered me; He also has taken me by my neck, and shaken me to pieces"

 What God Looks Like

Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she came to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
      
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
      
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
      
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied,. . . . "They will in a minute."

Pray For Help

Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer.
      
"Fine", said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you."
      
"Oh, I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said Johnny. "I asked Him to help you put up with me."