Bible Quiz 2

Q: Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the          Bible?
A: David - he rocked Goliath to sleep.
      
Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds.
      
Q: What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A: Turn right and go straight.
      
Q: Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant            lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses, because he broke all 10 commandment at       once.
      
Q: Which bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
      
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!
      
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible ?
A: Noah: He was floating his stock, while everyone else was in liquidation.
      
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible ?
A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer             instead of 'Awomen'? 
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers! 

Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? 
A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve

Biblical Songs

      Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
      Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"
      Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"
      Esther: "I Feel Pretty"
      Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"
      Moses: "The Wanderer"
      Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"
      Samson: "Hair"
      Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"
      Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
      Joshua: "Good Vibrations"
      Peter: "I'm Sorry"
      Esau: "Born To Be Wild"
      Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: "Great Balls       of Fire!"
      The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star"
      Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"
      Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"
      Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"
      Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"